The Sevco Christmas Number One?

Good Morning.

The Clumpany thought that it ought to help Sevco fans in their cute little campaign to get The Dave Clark Five’s “Glad All Over” to the coveted Christmas Number One spot by offering an alternate and more contemporary set of lyrics…

[Remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun…]

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We claim that we love you (claim we love you)
Though we watched as you died (watched as you died)

We claim that we need you (claim that we need you)
Though you tragically died (tragically died)

And we’re feelin’ shat all-over
Yes we’re shat all-over
Baby that ‘gap’! It’s all over
So sad that we’re shite

Press makes us happy (makes us happy)
We’re always ‘Light Blues’ (always ‘Light Blues’)
We’ll have no sorrow (have no sorrow)
Cause we believe it’s all true (believe it’s all true)

And we’re feelin’ shat all-over
Yes we’re shat all-over
Baby that ‘gap’! It’s all over
So sad that we’re shite

Cold reality may try to take me away (take me away)
But you know, it’s with the lies I will stay
I’ll stay

Our loans won’t last now (our loans will last)
Till the end of time (end of time)
Because these loans now (because these loans)
Are soon gonna be dry (gonna be dry)

And we’re feelin’ shat all-over
Yes we’re shat all-over
Baby that ‘gap’! It’s all over
So sad that we’re shite

Cold reality may try to take me away (take me away)
But you know, it’s with the lies I will stay
I’ll stay

Our loans won’t last now (our loans will last)
Till the end of time (end of time)
Because these loans now (because these loans)
Are soon gonna be dry (gonna be dry)

And we’re feelin’ shat all-over
Yes we’re shat all-over
Baby that ‘gap’! It’s all over
So sad that we’re shite

We’re so sad that we’re shite now
We’re so, we’re so sad we are shite
We’re-a so sad we are shite now
Woe-Woe-Woe-Woe-Woe-Woe

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#KeepOnClumping

Other musical offerings from The Clumpany include:

The ‘Shite Talk’

‘Congrats’ Seems To Be The Hardest Word (with Billy No’Well)

Shark-Jump Hotel

Sevco’s Midnight Runners