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Shark-Jump Hotel


Good Evening.

Yesterday’s blog entitled “‘A’ Rangers” included a picture of an Elvis tribute act teddy bear. You can find the blog by clicking here.

This unexpectedly brought out The Clumpany’s occasional musical leanings, and the tune of Elvis’ masterpiece ‘Heartbreak Hotel’ has been going round and round in my ethereal head ever since.

Only with some slightly-adapted lyrics…

Remembers folks, it’s just a bit of fun! 😉

 Well, since my Rangers left me

I found a new place that’s Hell.

It’s right at the end of joke punchlines,

At Shark-Jump hotel.

******

You’re really now phoney ‘Rangers’.

Really now phoney.

Really now phoney, ‘cos they died.

******

Although the paper’s shite-filled, 

You still can use Trigger’s broom.

Those broken-hearted Sevvies,

Howl daily at the moon.

******

You’re really now phoney ‘Rangers’.

Really now phoney.

Really now phoney, ‘cos they died.

******

Clyde panel’s tears keep flowing,

And Dave Tanner’s dressed in black.

Well they’ve been so long on Phoney Street, 

Gers will never, will never come back.

******

You’re really now phoney ‘Rangers’.

Really now phoney.

Really now phoney, ‘cos they died.

******

Hey now if your Rangers leaves you,

And they have a death that’s Hell.

Just take your share of joke-punchlines,

At Shark-Jump Hotel.

******

You’re really now phoney ‘Rangers’.

Really now phoney.

Really now phoney, ‘cos they died.

 With apologies to Elvis and rock and roll in general, here is the man himself performing ‘Heartbreak Hotel’ on TV in 1956…

#KeepOnClumping

NB Other Clumpany ‘musical’ offerings include 

The ‘Shite Talk’ and

‘Congrats’ Seems To Be The Hardest Word (with the brilliant Billy No’Well)

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