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Mark Warburton heads downstairs to meet Stilton as he steps up bid to land late-night cheese snack

The Dairy Record understands Warburton made a secret trip to the kitchen at some point last night in a bid to personally persuade the cheese to permanently move out of the fridge.

A tempting prospect

Mark Warburton has stepped up his move to eat priority late-night feast ‘Festering Stilton’ by running downstairs to hold face-to-face talks with the pungent prospect.

The Dairy Record understands Warburton made a secret trip to the kitchen at some point last night in a bid to personally persuade the cheese to permanently move out of the fridge.

Warburton ate Stilton while at Brentford, having bought a huge piece from Lidl for £13 in August 2014, and the cheese quickly became a key nibble in the London club’s push for promotion to the premier league of lame-arsed catering.

But the Stilton was returned to Lidl in January this year, ending up on wee plates for punters to try in an effort to win the retail outfit some decent sales. And it’s now ready to return to the big time after falling out of the cream cracker reckoning.

Warburton and Weir loved cheese and biscuits during their time at Brentford

Having offered it a trial in his fridge, a highly-tempted Warburton believes he can lure Stilton into his stomach permanently as the cheese will be out of date at  Lidl in the near future and is not expected to return to the shelves.

“I don’t care if this picture is cheesy” said Warburton “Get me the Stilton”

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