Scottish Football, Sevco

Definitions Of Success


Good Evening.

It would be fair to say that the definition of ‘success’ for Sevco during their first ever season in the Premiership has shifted a little bit since the big kick off in the summer.

  • Going for 55
  • And maybe a Cup.
  • Or two.
  • With Barton winning Player of the Year.
  • And Celtic finishing second.
  • Or maybe third.
  • But firmly ‘back in their box’ one way or another.
  • Warbo going for a ‘Manager of the Year’ double.
  • And Brendan Rodgers having a ‘midlife crisis’.
  • Barton nutmegged. 
  • Dropped points.
  • 5-1 hammering by Celtic.
  • Second place is a must!
  • Going for runners-up.
  • Definitely going for second place.
  • It was ALWAYS about second place.
  • Barton suspended.
  • Barton still suspended. 
  • Barton suspended a bit more.
  • Barton gone! 
  • With a payoff…
  • Still going for second. 
  • With the benefit of a World Class Breakfast! WORLD F*CKING CLASS I TELL YOU!
  • League Cup semi-final defeat.
  • Joe Garner’s Christmas No.1
  • Joe Garner’s Christmas No. 31
  • Hogmanay defeat.
  • New Year, new push for second.
  • Freezing in Leipzig!
  • £6m for Barrie McKay!
  • Loan signings.
  • Megabucks £250k goalkeeper.
  • Hearts hammering.
  • Second place is…err… still on.
  • More dropped points.
  • Third place!
  • Warbo does a resigning exity thing.
  • Murts.
  • Dropped points.
  • Where’s Dave King?
  • Where’s the war chest?
  • Where’s the next loan to keep the lights on?
  • Murts hurts.
  • But what a great warm-up!
  • Third would be a great achievement.
  • New manager soon.
  • But there might be a Director of Football first.
  • Or maybe not.
  • But third would be fantastic!
  • No really.
  • Best third place finish in world football.
  • We never meant ‘Going for 55’.
  • Murts still hurts…

And no doubt the measures of success will continue to deteriorate…

  • This third place is AMAZING!
  • Dropped points.
  • Murts hurts even more.
  • Links to nobody, links to nobodies…
  • …but still no manager.
  • Dropped points.
  • Fourth would be brilliant!
  • Fifth would be quite tidy too.
  • Dropped points.
  • Top-six triumphalism!
  • Dropped points.
  • Who needs points?
  • Best-washed kits in Premiership!
  • Immaculately laid-out cones at training.
  • Best cones in Scotland.
  • Who mentioned the league table?
  • Just in it for fun!
  • Best-driven team bus in Glasgow.
  • Who needs a manager?
  • Or a Director of Football?
  • IT’S ALL ABOUT THE SEASON TICKET SALES!
  • And keeping the lights on…

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