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Don’t tell me sectarianism is a one-way street – my pal has read ‘The Shiteway Code”
Something, something, something deflecting. It’s everyone else’s fault. Stop picking on Rangers* fans and stop trying to have the club fired into space in a giant anti-Protestant cannon.
By I. Crap-Again
First of all I’ll just randomly mention the left-liberal commentariat because, you know, THE LEFT-LIBERAL COMMENTARIAT.
So anyway, people are queuing up to give Rangers* a good kicking because they seem to think the culture and fan behaviour associated with the club* repeatedly results in disgraceful scenes. No matter how tiny the minority is that besmirches the impeccable credentials of the club, these commentators – LEFT-LIBERAL COMMENTATORS – can’t help themselves. They choose to think they can hear and see large numbers of Rangers* fans behaving disgracefully and somehow bringing the reputation of Scottish football and the good name of Scottish civil society into disrepute.
How LEFT-LIBERAL And ‘COMMENTARIAT’ can you get?
Well let me tell you something based on my experience. These LEFT-LIBERAL and COMMENTARIAT types may see thousands of Rangers* fans behaving in a disorderly fashion, and may hear large numbers singing hate filled songs against Catholics; but don’t tell me it’s a one way street.
I’ve read the Shiteway Code and there’s no such thing as a Sectarian one way street. Not even a ‘cyclists only’ one way Sectarian street.
No. I once stood in the Celtic end at an Old Firm Cup Final. You may remember it. You have the Scottish Cup, the Scottish League Cup and even the Glasgow Cup, but this was the Old Firm Cup. The final. A big occasion. Not as big as the LEFT-LIBERAL COMMENTARIAT, but big nonetheless.
I was standing there with my friend who took me there after I lost a bet. Bet Lynch it was. I’d been in the Rovers Return and Bet said she had the weekend off and had always wanted to go to the Old Firm Cup Final. So I took her. But somehow we got separated on our way to the match. I blame the LEFT-LIBERAL COMMENTARIAT.
But I digress. I was standing in the Celtic end and I heard some lads saying “Give the Protestant Rangers space”. My pal said the fans had rumbled me but were still OK about me squeezing into the packed part of the terrace and had said “give the Protestant Ranger space”.
But I knew better.
They wanted to fire me, Rangers and Protestants into space. With a cannon. A big LEFT-LIBERAL COMMENTARIAT cannon.
So don’t give me this demonisation of Rangers*. This is two way street and there’s a great big space-shooting anti-Protestant cannon trundling down one side of it, having set out from Celtic Park.
And let’s not forget the part that the failures of the Scottish education system and economy have to play in all of this. It’s not Rangers* fans’ fault that significant numbers of them shout obscenities about the Pope and sing ‘The Billy Boys’. They have been left behind by the system. Just like the similar numbers of Celtic fans who… [FFS Quit while you are ahead with the ‘Protestant Space Cannon’ stuff – Ed]
Meanwhile in other news… 😉#KeepOnClumping
NB Remember folks, it’s just a weary bit of satirical fun…