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“The Shite Talk”

  
Good Afternoon.

Happy Administration Day!

Never let it be said that I don’t offer variety. I may offer unrelenting rubbish, but at least it is varied.😉

Here’s a little ‘musical’ number. Just for fun. Best performed with friends, and to the tune of The Rocky Horror Picture Show’s “The Time Warp”

🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼

“It’s astounding.

Time is fleeting.

Liquidation, takes its toll…

But listen closely…

Not for very much longer…

Administrators, they took control.

I remember, doing the ‘Shite Talk’!

Drinking, that bullshit in.

The Whyteness would hit them.

And then death would be calling.

Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!

Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!

  
It’s just a dump of the debt…

A big dump from a height! 

When your club’s in the shit.

You bring your belt in tight.

But it’s the ‘war chest’ trust.

That really drives you insane.

Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!

Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!

  
It’s so dreamy.

Oh, fantasy Craigy!

Sad you can’t see me…

No. Not at all.

In another dimension.

With ‘same club’ deflections.

Well-deluded, they see nought…

With a bit of a cash slip…

You’re into the deep shit…

And Ibrox, can never be the same.

You’re spaced-out on ‘mendacious’.

Hector’s got no more patience.

Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!

Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!

   

Well, I was walking down the street.

Just a-feeling some glee.

When a Yorkshireman guy.

Gave me a cup of tea.

He shook me up.

Took me to Sevcoland.

He had a Orange top.

And Big Yorkshire Hands.

He stared at me.

And I felt a change.

‘Rangers’ meant nothing.

Never would again.

  
Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!

Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!

   
It’s just a dump of the debt…

A big dump from a height!

When your club’s in the shit.

You bring your belt in tight.

But it’s the ‘war chest’ trust.

That really drives you insane.

Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!

Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!

[*Tap dancing interlude. All Clumpaneers MUST join in. No excuses!*]

  
Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!

Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!

  
It’s just a dump of the debt…

A big dump from a height!

When your club’s in the shit.

You bring your belt in tight.

But it’s the ‘war chest’ trust.

That really drives you insane.

Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!

Let’s do the ‘Shite Talk’ again!”

  

With profound apologies to Richard O’Brien, here is the glorious original:

#KeepOnCraiging  

And 

#KeepOnClumping

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