Satire, Sevco

Cold Shoulder

Good Evening.

To the tune of the Plastic Ono Band’s ‘Cold Turkey’… πŸ˜‰

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The Takeover Panel
Their anger is high
King has no future
It’s pie in the sky

May go for a bevvy
Wipe this outta his head
He wants to be a ‘player’
Credibility dead

Cold shoulder has got Dave on the run

The Chairman is breaking
No simple loans
He can’t buy nobody
Leave him alone

His sh*te is blown open
His spinners all sheep
One thing we’re sure of
He’s in for a big freeze

Cold shoulder has got Dave on the run

Thirty percent
Concert party
Saying no problem
His offer’s tardy

Keeping it stone faced
Papers say ‘fine’
He’ll press release anything
Fans will give him more time

Cold shoulder has got Dave on the run

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With apologies to the Plastic Ono Band, here is the brilliant and harrowing original!

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NB Remember folks, it’s just a bit of satirical fun…