Good Morning.
Woohoo!
The Clumpany invites you all to share in the joy that its finances are absolutely amazing, and that it has managed – uniquely in the entire history of humanity and ethereal entities – to obtain finance secured against its assets.
This must surely be a landmark moment? Possibly the most landmarkest landmark moment in the history of landmarkdom!
What an absolute triumph it is for The Clumpany to be able to stick two fingers up at all doubters – and possibly the general tenor of audited accounts – and be able to say “f*ck me, a comparatively modest amount of cash secured against my assets!”.
If the availability of a secured loan isn’t evidence of Happy Days Being Here Again*, (especially in these days of some enterprises being subject to a going concern warning), I don’t know what is!
All hail the totally unique provision of secured finance, and possible ambiguity over its potential implications!
Will the world ever see the like again?
Meanwhile, The Clumpany awaits the creation of something called ‘unsecured finance’. It really could prove useful to many people and also to potentially-struggling ethereal entities. 😉
#KeepOnClumping
NB Remember folks, it’s just a bit of satirical fun…
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