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TEN MILLION POUNDS!

Harry Enfield

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TEN MILLION POUNDS!

THAT’S TEN MILLION POUNDS!

TEN MILLION POUND COINS!

TWO MILLION FIVERS!

ONE MILLION TEN POUND NOTES!

LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS OF CASH!

ABSOLUTELY ROLLING IN MONEY!

SO F*CKING RICH THAT WHEN WE WALK DOWN THE STREET PEOPLE POINT AT US AND SAY “LOOK AT THEM. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE GOT TEN MILLION POUNDS TO SPEND.”

SO UNBELIEVABLY WEALTHY THAT WE COULD BURN FIVE MILLION POUNDS AND THEN BURN ANOTHER FIVE MILLION POUNDS!

“MONEY MONEY MONEY, MUST BE FUNNY, IN OUR TEN MILLION POUND WORLD.”

ALL THOSE THINGS ABBA SAID THEY COULD DO IF THEY HAD A LITTLE MONEY”? WELL WE CAN DO THEM BECAUSE WE HAVE GOT TEN MILLION POUNDS!

WE DON’T HAVE A CASH FLOW PROBLEM. WE HAVE A CASH TSUNAMI PROBLEM! BECAUSE WE HAVE GOT TEN MILLION POUNDS!

GIRFUY SCOTTISH FOOTBALL! CASH IS KING, AND WE ARE THE KINGS OF CASH, BECAUSE OF DAVE KING’S CASH.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! PRAISE THE LORD! BECAUSE WE HAVE TEN MILLION POUNDS.

(As long as we can sell this guy…)

Morelos

#KeepOnClumping

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