Media, Satire, Scottish Football

Colombian Red Cards

Good Evening.

The Clumpany is delighted to be able to offer an unique deal to discerning diners.

For the exclusive introductory price of a few magic beans, purchasers can obtain a strictly limited edition dinner service.

This dinner service is no ordinary collection of crockery! Indeed it is considerably smaller than its traditional counterparts.

In fact, it consists of only three plates.

However, the three plates are sure to provide joy to anyone who encounters them.

So, without further ado, here they are.

SRtRC responds to Morelos article in the Daily Record

Show under the radar racism the red card

SRtRC responds to Daily Record article ahead of Rangers FC and Celtic FC meeting

Yes, that’s right folks! For the small price of going out on a limb that might embarrass most people you can purchase the three plates upon which Keith Jackson has had his arse handed to him in recent days.

For any potential purchasers doubting the provenance of this magnificent trio, The Clumpany wishes to cite the following two articles as security.

Alfredo Morelos can be Rangers hero against Celtic but needs to keep the head or he could see red

When Rangers and Celtic clash we’re all guilty of turning our backs on hate and poison to revel in chaos of derby day

All purchases come with a complimentary critique of the Daily Record which simply says “There’s your dinner”.


NB Remember folks, it’s just a bit of (satirical) fun…