The Clumpany is delighted to be able to offer an unique deal to discerning diners.
For the exclusive introductory price of a few magic beans, purchasers can obtain a strictly limited edition dinner service.
This dinner service is no ordinary collection of crockery! Indeed it is considerably smaller than its traditional counterparts.
In fact, it consists of only three plates.
However, the three plates are sure to provide joy to anyone who encounters them.
So, without further ado, here they are.
Yes, that’s right folks! For the small price of going out on a limb that might embarrass most people you can purchase the three plates upon which Keith Jackson has had his arse handed to him in recent days.
For any potential purchasers doubting the provenance of this magnificent trio, The Clumpany wishes to cite the following two articles as security.
When Rangers and Celtic clash we’re all guilty of turning our backs on hate and poison to revel in chaos of derby day
All purchases come with a complimentary critique of the Daily Record which simply says “There’s your dinner”.
NB Remember folks, it’s just a bit of (satirical) fun…