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The True Story Of Pedro’s Caravan

Good Morning.

Many people are aware of the ‘Caravan of Love’ which was built by the Isley brothers and subsequently maintained by The Housemartins.

Call me ‘reckless’ but The Clumpany suddenly feels the need to embrace the song’s melody and sentiment, and to shamelessly offer some ‘alternative’ lyrics dedicated to the utter shambles that is Pedro Caixinha’s Sevco… 😉

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Are you dreading, are you dreading?
Are you dreading, are you dreading?
Are you dreading the very worst post-Craig Whyte?
It’s time to stand up post-Whyte.
It’s all Whyte. It’s all Whyte.

Hand in hand we’ll take a caravan, to the Pedroland.
One by one we gonna stand up to lie.
Yes we’ll always deny.
Stand up, stand up.

From the rankest bullshit, Shark-Jump low.
We’ll all join together with comedy gold.
Now the deluded of the world can see.
There’s a better place they hope to be.

Murray’s Rangers-myth shorn.
So insolvent, and torn apart…

Every Pedro, every fan
Join the caravan of myth
(It’s pish) It’s pish
It’s pish.

Everybody take the piss
Join Ped’s caravan of myth
(It’s pish) It’s pish
It’s pish.

I’m next gardener
I’m next gardener don’t you know?
Death’s a pisser
Death’s a pisser don’t you know?

Rangers rotting in a grave at peace
And today fitba is almost free.
We’ll bring pretence that they’re old
Don’t suggest that you know, otherwise.

Every Pedro, every fan
Join the caravan of myth
(It’s pish) it’s pish
It’s pish

Everybody take the piss.
Join Ped’s caravan of myth
(It’s pish) it’s pish
It’s pish

I’m next gardener
I’m next gardener don’t you know?
I’m not Traynor
I’m not Traynor, he means zero

So are you dreading?
Are you dreading?
Are you dreading?
You better get dreading
You better get dreading
You better get dreading
You better get dreading

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#KeepOnClumping

NB With apologies to all concerned with previous versions, here is The Housemartins’ glorious rendition of ‘Caravan of Love’

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