Satire, Scottish Football, Sevco

Give Ped A Chance


Two, one-two-three-four!

Ev’rybody’s laughing ‘at

King-ism, Caixism, Gap-ism, Mike-ism, Whyte-ism, Shite-ism

Pish-ism, crap-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

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C’mon, ev’rybody’s laughing about

Crisis loans, epic moans, training loads and squad bare-bones

Warbo and ‘heroes’ and zeroes and cash woes and Sevco, SEVCO!

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

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Let me tell you now

Ev’rybody’s laughing ’bout

Warchest lending, Ibrox renting, roof beam-bending, meeting-tenting, ‘Journey’-friending, garden-tending

‘Gers’-pretending, firey bus-ending, Heaven-sending!

All we are saying [keep laughing] is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

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Ev’rybody’s laughing ’bout

Brown and Barry, ‘Grassing Wallace’, Cammy Bell, David Tanner, Bobby Madden, Timmy triumph!

Del Llambias, media bias, puppet pundits, Ally McCoist, Ally, Ally McCoist.

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance

All we are saying is give Ped a chance.

OK Beautiful! 

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With apologies to the Plastic Ono Band, here is the wonderful original…

#KeepOnClumping

NB Hat-tip to a number of bampots who have used the phrase ‘give Ped a chance’ and who ‘inspired’ this silly piece! Especially ‪@Firhill40

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