Satire, Scottish Football, Sevco

The Concert Party

Good Evening.

All together now…

๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽน๐ŸŽน๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽน๐ŸŽน๐ŸŽผ

Meet the gang ‘cos the Bears are here,
With King to reimburse you!

The Takeover Panel said to help you on your way,
Now he’s raising the cash, so he can pay pay pay!
With cash, in pennies, and notes-old-and-new,
With his buy-out, you just can’t lose!

So meet the gang ‘cos the Bears are here,
With King to reimburse you!

We are here to just make your day,
So give him your shares, and he’ll a-pay-pay-pay.
For 20p down, just hand over your stock,
At that highย price, he’s in for a shock!

So meet the gang ‘cos the Bears are here,
With King to reimburse you!

K-I
K-I-N-G
King to re-imb-urse you!

๐ŸŽผ๐ŸŽน๐ŸŽน๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽน๐ŸŽน๐ŸŽผ

With apologies to the late Jimmy Perry, here is the classic toe-tapping original:

#KeepOnClumping

NB Remember folks, it’s just a bit of fun…