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Quarter-Finals: The World Cup Of ‘Liquidation Lies’

  
 Good Evening.

The drama continues in the World’s most gripping contest!

The results of the Last 16 fixtures are in! The big news is that Martin Williams has taken a hammering and ‘The Engine Room Subsidiary’ is out!

Nae luck Martin!

Meanwhile ‘Charles Green Bought The History’ continues to crush all opposition, and its odds on overall victory are now shorter than those for Mark Warburton feeling disrespected by his own shadow tomorrow. 

After almost 5,000 votes, the Second Round results are as follows [with the winners in bold]:

“Unbroken History” (64%) v (36%) The ‘Club’ Was The Victim Of A Conspiracy

Scottish Football Needs A Strong ‘Rangers’ (35%) v (65%) The Holding Company Was Liquidated

Rangers ’Emerged’ From Administration (67%) v (33%) LNS Concluded It Is The ‘Same Club’

Neil Doncaster’s Assertion That It Is The ‘Same Club’ (31%) v (69%) ‘No Sporting Advantage’

The ‘Club’ Is A Metaphysical Construct (66%) v (34%) Enjoying ‘The Journey’

Clubs Put Sevco In The 3rd Division Through ‘Bigotry’ (62%) v (38%) The ‘Engine Room Subsidiary’

Charles Green Bought The ‘History’ (78%) v (22%) The Courts Confirmed It Is The ‘Same Club’

The ‘Club’ Is An Ethereal Entity (43%) v (57%) Rangers Were Demoted

The Quarter Finalists are therefore as follows:

  1. “Unbroken History”
  2. The Holding Company Was Liquidated
  3. Rangers ’Emerged’ From Administration
  4. ‘No Sporting Advantage’
  5. The ‘Club’ Is A Metaphysical Construct
  6. Clubs Put Sevco In The 3rd Division Through ‘Bigotry’
  7. Charles Green Bought The ‘History’
  8. Rangers Were Demoted

The draw has been made, and the fixtures are as follows:

Clubs Put Sevco In The 3rd Division Through ‘Bigotry’ v Rangers Were Demoted VOTE

Charles Green Bought The ‘History’ v Rangers ’Emerged’ From Administration VOTE

The Holding Company Was Liquidated v The ‘Club’ Is A Metaphysical Construct VOTE

“Unbroken History” v ‘No Sporting Advantage’ VOTE

The last of those ties looks to be the most interesting, laden as it is with epic quantities of bullsh*t. 😉

The ties have been tweeted. The Semi-Finals will be on Sunday, and the Final (if we can maintain the will to live!) on Monday.

Which piece of intelligence-insulting nonsense will be crowned the World’s Favourite Liquidation Lie? Only you can decide!

I am now away to fend off the staff of the Daily Backbone, who are outside conducting a vigil for the defeated ‘Engine Room Subsidiary’.

#KeepOnClumping

UPDATE: The Quarter-Final results and Semi-Final draw can be found here.

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