Media, Scottish Football, SPFL

Kneel Before The Self-Awareness Of The Daily Record

 

General Zod is very clear on this point…
 
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At 12:39pm today, the Daily Record website published the following words.

“THE £80m DREAM TEAM

David Murray used to feed reporters a lot of nonsense. Remember the casino on top of the floating pitch, or whatever it was? But surely nothing can beat this belter. In 1996 Ibrox superscout Kenny Dalglish was going to be handed £80million to bring the world’s best players to Rangers. Names such as Patrick Kluivert, Marc Overmars, Jurgen Klinsmann, Paolo Maldini and Eric Cantona were just some of the superstars being touted in a piece of absolute fantasy. Honestly, the floating casino had more chance of getting off the ground. Quite literally.”

Those words appeared in this article:

Never gonna happen: Five of the most ridiculous ‘transfer’ stories EVER

Yes folks. The Daily Record was taking the p*ss out of the alleged ‘olden days’ when newspapers carried ludicrious stories about an Ibrox-based club spending amazing sums of money.

Thank Heaven that Sir David Murray was never nauseatingly lauded in a notorious (literally) lamb-munching Daily Record piece. Otherwise we might be tempted to point and laugh at the Record for an ‘off the radar’ lack of self-awareness today.

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